Not a Fan

Fan.  An enthusiastic admirer.  Fans do crazy things to show their commitment.  Like this dude.  Does God expect similar allegiance?  We’ll talk about it this Sunday at Sharon United Methodist Church as we begin a new series, Not a Fan.  9 and 11:15.  Monday online.  Back hair optional.

Undercover Boss

The Real World: SouthPark series concludes on Sunday with Undercover Boss.  Pastor Nancy and I decided to give the concept a shot.  We’ll be showing the footage this weekend.  You don’t want to miss it!  Sunday @ 9 and 11:15 at Sharon United Methodist Church.  Monday online.

Storage Wars

Every man, woman, and child in America could stand under the roof of a self-storage unit, all at the same time. This multi-billion dollar industry is fueled by our growing troves of treasure/junk (take your pick). We have LOTS of stuff. Is it enough? Are we content? We'll talk about it at Sharon United Methodist Church. Sunday @ 9 and 11:15. Monday online @ sharonumc.org. Yuuup!

The Bachelor/Bachelorette

What does real love look like?  How about dating 25 of the best looking eligible singles in the US at the same time?  Hang out with them in a mansion.  Take them on expensive dates to exotic locations.  Narrow the field to four that you fell in love with in a matter of weeks.  Introduce them to your family.  Eliminate one.  Spend a night separately with each of the remaining three in a fantasy suite.  Send one more home.  Take the top two back to mom and dad for approval.  Propose to your soul-mate, get married on national television, and live together happily ever after.  Sure, that’s how we all do it.  Real love for real people.  Sharon United Methodist Church.  Sunday at 9 and 11:15.